I swear I'm sitting here laughing out loud at you, Jamie! LOL! OMG! You are THE funniest person to read/listen to! Hey, it all falls under the joys of home-ownership! LOL! Well, that and being back in this part of the country where the bugs, sun, humidity and whatevers reign supreme! Too funny! Tell me you videotaped this! RIGHT!?! Love you all, Jeanie